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Friday, August 14, 2009

Jesus has blonde highlights?


Im not one to talk about religion,honestly for alot of people its an "off limits" type of subject. Everyone is afraid to talk about religion because every one has or have had different ideas on it no one wants to "battle" over it. Well im not them .I want to have hot sex battle,in fact i want to tumble rumble and get down right diiiirty. So why dont i just say whats on my mind right? hot bitches and hoes! stop rushing me!! erhmm. Is it me or does EVERY picture that is supposedly a depiction of Jesus have a random white guy with blonde highlights?! (yes i said random he looks like somebody they just pulled from the supermarket line on a bad laundry day and said take a pic) Im not really argueing religion here im just saying,wtf?! i dont know much,i dont know the color of his skin, i dont know if he was or was not gods real son (i belive he was tho)cause quite frankly i wasnt there. But the one thing i do know is he did NOT i repeat did NOT have blonde highlights!lmao you cant just paint important people with different hair colors it messes with the mind. Imagine if some body painted hitler with blonde highlights?(not that im comparing jesus to hitler) you'd be like wtf? hitler had blonde highlights? it takes away from what he is suppose to be.
this is sum random guy off of google....
in my mind he is blonde hitler...hilter
is no longer scary guy killer but some
blonde haired douche bag who looks like he'd
blow up the post office...
When i see pictures of Beyonce` Jesus i find myself, masterbating more concerned by who his hairstylist might have been than with his historical backround. This is exactly why all the little kids fall asleep in church,because the fumes from his highlights are hopping off the pictures and killing them sloooowly.lmao that was a low blowjob wasnt it? i know what your thinking,did i just imply thet jesus maybe the reason your kid isnt developing quite as fast as the other children mentally? {shrugs} maybe ...but dont judge me,your kids are retarted. For some reason i just know this post is gonna get me in some kind of trouble, and some angry christian is gonna call me fag or a sinner. Dont you dare call me a sinner! j/k. kinda? ok i fess up i am a sinner. But I like it . Jesus knows, that i know ,that he didnt have blonde highights and he loves me regardless.
-->when life gets ruff drink alcohol and masturbate
-Shay.X

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