Diddy brews
CRACK and shares with the public. Ok i lied,he doesnt or hasnt yet,
Masturbated but wouldnt it make perfect sense? how? It would explain why he has been so
stuck to J Lo's ass successful with his lack of rapping skills. NO really think about it,what SOLO song did diddy put out that had you lost for words. It was just THAT good...{buzzer sounds }NONE!! Yeah i said it. One thing i give the man ,he sure knows how to put together one hell of a drink. You know what im talking about
Yeah, that ciroc. One word. uhhhh AWESOME ("uhh" is a sound not a word){sticks out tongue}
Its just so.Just so.SMOOOOOTH. Its like a mix between Jesus and Freddy Jackson.(no not fergie for all you "step brothers" fans) .Its like water . Its so much like water i just decided to empty a packet of
RED Koolaid in the bottle. add sugar.and guess what.
ITS NOT WATER!! [smacks you] buuut i got hella drunk and
had wild crazy sex with three mexicans and a midget...A TALL midget partied all night.
by the end of the night i had seen the
Cookie Monster,
Elmo and
E.T all holding hands and dancing around me. i'll Never drink
RED Koolaid again,but the ciroc was good to me. Jesus turned water into wine.Diddy turned
Vodka into water. Diddy is
an alcoholic the messiah. bow down to your none rapping savior![LMAO] jesus christ skateboarding down the street in a "flasher" jacket,that was one hell of a
blow job night.[SMH]
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when life gets ruff,drink alcohol and masturbate-SHAY.X
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