Diddy brews crack and share with the public

Diddy brews CRACK and shares with the public. Ok i lied,he doesnt or hasnt yet, Masturbated but wouldnt it make perfect sense? how? It would explain why he has been so stuck to J Lo's ass successful with his lack of rapping skills. NO really think about it,what SOLO song did diddy put out that had you lost for words. It was just THAT good...{buzzer sounds }NONE!! Yeah i said it. One thing i give the man ,he sure knows how to put together one hell of a drink. You know what im talking about





Yeah, that ciroc. One word. uhhhh AWESOME ("uhh" is a sound not a word){sticks out tongue}
Its just so.Just so.SMOOOOOTH. Its like a mix between Jesus and Freddy Jackson.(no not fergie for all you "step brothers" fans) .Its like water . Its so much like water i just decided to empty a packet of RED Koolaid in the bottle. add sugar.and guess what.ITS NOT WATER!! [smacks you] buuut i got hella drunk and had wild crazy sex with three mexicans and a midget...A TALL midget partied all night.
by the end of the night i had seen the Cookie Monster,Elmo and E.T all holding hands and dancing around me. i'll Never drink RED Koolaid again,but the ciroc was good to me. Jesus turned water into wine.Diddy turned Vodka into water. Diddy is an alcoholic the messiah. bow down to your none rapping savior![LMAO] jesus christ skateboarding down the street in a "flasher" jacket,that was one hell of a blow job night.[SMH]

-->when life gets ruff,drink alcohol and masturbate
-SHAY.X

HILLIARY CLINTON IS A "NIGGA"

Everyone who is anyone probably agrees with me when i say bill clinton was the worlds first black president, but who new hillary was a sista? I certainly didnt see it. i figured because bill was black man with power he of course would have a white woman by his side just as all black me in power do. you dont believe me? think about it
coby brian,michael jordan,bill clinton ect what do they all have in common?large black cocks white wives. So i naturally assumed this was hillary's place... but then i saw this

did you see the head role?! jesus christ sniffing cocain off of a pool table yes! there is no way NOOO way anyone can tell me hilary clinton never gave a blow job lived in the projects and or ate a bread sandwich before. so in conclusion(yes i said in conclusion) the obamas are swagger jackers and the clintons did it first(the "black" thing)...lmao but then its like hillary doesnt look black,and she doesnt "feel" black where the hell did she get it from. On the outside she looks and feels like an old white woman with an attitude..does she change in a phone booth like superman?! lmao or did somebody recently introduce her to kool aid or some thing..(ask me what flavor.. go ahead ask..Red! lol)i dont know what to do anymore smh she cant be trusted in the white house,she might steal! lmao

when life gets ruff drink alcohol and masturbate
-SHAY.X

Jesus has blonde highlights?

Im not one to talk about religion,honestly for alot of people its an "off limits" type of subject. Everyone is afraid to talk about religion because every one has or have had different ideas on it no one wants to "battle" over it. Well im not them .I want to have hot sex battle,in fact i want to tumble rumble and get down right diiiirty. So why dont i just say whats on my mind right? hot bitches and hoes! stop rushing me!! erhmm. Is it me or does EVERY picture that is supposedly a depiction of Jesus have a random white guy with blonde highlights?! (yes i said random he looks like somebody they just pulled from the supermarket line on a bad laundry day and said take a pic) Im not really argueing religion here im just saying,wtf?! i dont know much,i dont know the color of his skin, i dont know if he was or was not gods real son (i belive he was tho)cause quite frankly i wasnt there. But the one thing i do know is he did NOT i repeat did NOT have blonde highlights!lmao you cant just paint important people with different hair colors it messes with the mind. Imagine if some body painted hitler with blonde highlights?(not that im comparing jesus to hitler) you'd be like wtf? hitler had blonde highlights? it takes away from what he is suppose to be.

this is sum random guy off of google....

in my mind he is blonde hitler...hilter

is no longer scary guy killer but some

blonde haired douche bag who looks like he'd

blow up the post office...

When i see pictures of Beyonce` Jesus i find myself, masterbating more concerned by who his hairstylist might have been than with his historical backround. This is exactly why all the little kids fall asleep in church,because the fumes from his highlights are hopping off the pictures and killing them sloooowly.lmao that was a low blowjob wasnt it? i know what your thinking,did i just imply thet jesus maybe the reason your kid isnt developing quite as fast as the other children mentally? {shrugs} maybe ...but dont judge me,your kids are retarted. For some reason i just know this post is gonna get me in some kind of trouble, and some angry christian is gonna call me fag or a sinner. Dont you dare call me a sinner! j/k. kinda? ok i fess up i am a sinner. But I like it . Jesus knows, that i know ,that he didnt have blonde highights and he loves me regardless.

-->when life gets ruff drink alcohol and masturbate

-Shay.X